“Outta my way, you weirdos! It’s worse than Portland!”
-Old lady to super villians on Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel
"You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
"If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough."
- Cooper Edens