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"No alien land in all the world has any deep strong charm for me but one, no other land could so longingly and so beseechingly haunt me, sleeping and waking, through half a lifetime, as that one has done. Other things leave me, but it abides; other things change, but it remains the same. For me its balmy airs are always blowing, its summer seas flashing in the sun; the pulsing of its surf beat is in my ear; I can see its garland crags, its leaping cascades, its plumy palms drowsing by the shore, its remote summits floating like islands above the cloud wrack; I can feel the spirit of its woodland solitudes, I can hear the plash of its brooks; in my nostrils still lives the breath of flowers that perished twenty years ago."

- Mark Twain
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Happy King Kamehameha Day!

Happy King Kamehameha Day!

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"That’s the thing about friendship, it’s a lot rarer than love, because there is nothing in it for any body."

- Owen Wilson, Are You Here
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Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.” 

-Michael Corleone

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Happy Easter everyone! 

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"Well, I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it."  
-Elwood P. Dowd

"Well, I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it."  

-Elwood P. Dowd

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Outta my way, you weirdos! It’s worse than Portland!” 

-Old lady to super villians on Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel

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"If the only thing that we leave on the air are the things that have high ratings, we’re all going to die. We have to stop measuring these things as if they’re competing with each other. There are 8,000 of them. There are 8,000 ways to watch them. There are 250 million people watching them any way they want to – on their wristwatches, on their shoelaces, on their laptops. They binge watch seasons. They subscribe to Netflix. They get together for parties and watch two shows at the same time on a split screen while they play their Xbox. And then with the other hand they get on Twitter and ask the show runner why he hasn’t done an episode with a yellow hat in it. And three episodes later, the show’s got a fucking yellow hat in it because everything has changed since “I Love” fucking “Lucy” except the goddamn Nielsen boxes. It is insane."

- Dan Harmon on the Nielsen rating system in the digital age (via havingchanged)

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This 78 year old nana riding a roller coaster for the first time is pure magic.

Heart & Soul Laughing!

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"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End."

-Grandpa