Up & Mario. Perfect.
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"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." - Ferris Bueller
“ I just wish Jeremy was more romantic. You know, like Romeo and Juliet romantic, but without all the dying.”
- Candace Flynn
"You gotta learn to laugh - it’s the way to true love."
Happy Birthday Nora Ephron!