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I Think I'm A Bunny

Happy Easter everyone! 

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"Well, I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it."  
-Elwood P. Dowd

"Well, I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it."  

-Elwood P. Dowd

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Outta my way, you weirdos! It’s worse than Portland!” 

-Old lady to super villians on Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel

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"If the only thing that we leave on the air are the things that have high ratings, we’re all going to die. We have to stop measuring these things as if they’re competing with each other. There are 8,000 of them. There are 8,000 ways to watch them. There are 250 million people watching them any way they want to – on their wristwatches, on their shoelaces, on their laptops. They binge watch seasons. They subscribe to Netflix. They get together for parties and watch two shows at the same time on a split screen while they play their Xbox. And then with the other hand they get on Twitter and ask the show runner why he hasn’t done an episode with a yellow hat in it. And three episodes later, the show’s got a fucking yellow hat in it because everything has changed since “I Love” fucking “Lucy” except the goddamn Nielsen boxes. It is insane."

- Dan Harmon on the Nielsen rating system in the digital age (via havingchanged)

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This 78 year old nana riding a roller coaster for the first time is pure magic.

Heart & Soul Laughing!

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"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End."

-Grandpa

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"You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
-Vizzini

"You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."

-Vizzini

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"All I’m asking for is total perfection."
-Lord Business

"All I’m asking for is total perfection."

-Lord Business

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"That’s no blizzard. That’s my sister."

-Anna of Arendelle 

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"You know, for kids." 
- Norville Barnes

"You know, for kids." 

Norville Barnes